Before we begin, I’m sure you’re already asking yourself why I’ve sneezed all over my fancy new blog. That’s not actually a sneeze, it’s one of those words you say under your breath—kind of like “Loser!”—where you pretend to be discreet when really you want everyone to hear you.
My writing friends all know me as Hoo (those are the first three letters of my maiden name) so a couple years ago I mentioned my other blog one too many times, and a hyper bunny whisper-shouted:
And now here we are.
I’ll start posting regularly at the end of February once I’m back in Michigan and settled in my parents’ basement.
That’s right—I’ve become that cliché. Let the jokes begin.