Do you get an employee discount if you don’t plan ahead and accidentally wear a red top and khaki pants to Target?
I caught myself before dressing, but I still managed to wear a pinkish-coral top and light brown pants. No one asked for help finding the shoe department, but no one offered to help me find anything either.
Ibis has a bright orange vest that he would inevitably wear every time he’d go to Home Depot and he’d spend half his time helping do-it-yourselfers find things.
And let’s not get into the time I wore a Redwings jersey to a game and Babcock asked me to fill in on the third line… What? That totally happened.
Have you ever accidentally dressed like a store employee? And more importantly, were you helpful or malicious? 😉