(sing to the tune of Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall)

Ninety-nine cents for a book, holy cow!
Ninety-nine cents for a book!
With just one click
(what a neat trick!)
You can be reading by lunch (or right now)!

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(My apologies if that song’s stuck in your head now)