Break Out the Daggers

… and hard candy
… and pogo sticks
… and puppy toenails
… and roller blades
… and taffy
… and pointy sticks
… and scissors
… and envelopes*
… and doorjambs*
… and potato slicers*
… and sun visors*
… and coffee tables*
… and lip gloss tubes*
… and sidewalks*
… and carpeted rooms*
… and, well, I guess you get the point.

As of yesterday, I have health insurance!

* This is ME we’re talking about here.

About Melanie Hooyenga

Writer. Designer. Jock. Reader. Wife. Puppy-Mama. SCBWI member since 2015.


  1. Penguin

    Congratulations, it is a big thing to have health insurance.

    So if you come watch my fireworks display you are covered, right?

  2. Nadine

    Congratulations!! That is so freakin’ awesome!!

    Okay, totally reminds me of the Friends where Joey finally gets his insurance back and they’re about to hit him with a bat to celebrate, lol.

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