Sorry, I never do April Fool’s jokes, and apparently my inability to keep a straight face in real life carries onto the internet as well. I can’t even go two seconds without giggling.
No, my parents aren’t kicking me out, but I am one step closer to having my own place. Remember this post? Well, last weekend I found an apartment complex not far from where I am now that has everything I want. They’re very pet-friendly, have lots of events for residents (so I can make real live friends), the apartments are spacious and face the woods, and there’s a POOL! AND it’s only five minutes from Lake Michigan. Score!
They approved my application this week so now I’m officially on the waiting list. Yay! More waiting! I’ll be moving either the beginning of May or beginning of June — it all depends on when dog-friendly apartments become available — so in the meantime I’ll be gathering all the odds and ends I still need. You’ll all be relieved to know I’ve already ordered an 18-piece knife set.
Anyway, as you can imagine, all of us in Hooville are very excited at this turn of events. Now, does anyone have a spare vacuum?